One day there was a huge hole in the bottom of the deepest part of the ocean. The whole world was scared because the top scientists told everyone that if the hole got too big then everyone would be sucked into the abyss and never come out. So they had two choices of what they could do, they could do nothing and die a terrible death or, try to find a super huge fat guy who would just clog the hole up. Then the world began the search for the fattest man known. They looked all over the world but no one was fat enough. Then someone remembered how fat sumo wrestlers are. So everyone was happy because they were all going to live and prosper and carry on for thousands of years to come but, it was too late and everyone got sucked in and smashed together which subsequently created the biggest super fat guy ever.
So everyone was dead but the fat guy wasn’t
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