WHEN I DIE>>>>

I can't wait to die. Not because I'm emo, not because I WANT to die, just because of all the sweet people I could meet. I mean I could literally hang out with ANYONE.

Here are some things I want to do after I die.

Smoke out of an apple with Johnny Appleseed.

Beat up Elenor Roosevelt, and punch her in her CUNT.

Play frisbee with the ORIGINAL HIPPIE, Jesus Christ.

Watch "The First 48" with O.J. Simpson (I know he's not dead...YET), and find out how he really did it.

Bernie Mac. That's it.

Hang out with my long lost friend, DEAD.

There's this guy named Thomas Edison, I wanna give him a haircut, film it, post it on youtube, and label it something misleading.

Play a joke on Heath Ledger.

HAHAHA I made a dead Heath Ledger joke.

Go horseback riding with Kenneth Pinyan.

Depants James K. Polk.

Give Roberto Clemente a wet willy.

Sneak up on Frank Sinatra, put my finger down my throat, and puke in his martini, while Dean Martin looks on in horror.

There's alot more.

But these are like the main ones.

The thing is, I bet all these people are like waiting for me in heaven and are all like, what the fuck? this kid's so fucked up, I'm gonna kick his ass if he tries puking in my drink, or depants me.

So basically, I'm gonna get the shit kicked outta me when I die.

Fuck, I'm so DEAD.